Posted 16 hours ago

criedwolves:

✞ goth party ✞

Posted 16 hours ago

life hack

fartgallery:

aaliyahhhhhhhhhhhhh:

fartgallery:

throw it in the ocean

what if it’s the ocean

throw it in a different ocean

Posted 16 hours ago

poetic:

I’m not asking for a lot in a relationship.  All I want is to kiss, cuddle, play videos games, and have hot sex.

Posted 16 hours ago

flewor:

*waits for dealer to text me first*

Posted 16 hours ago

hussatan:

do you ever look at your url and think “i am so glad that i have this url. i deserve this url” 

(Source: darkjak)

Posted 16 hours ago

badrapper:

awwww-cute:

Went kayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!

excuse me WHY are his hands up i cant handle this

Posted 16 hours ago

macintush:

"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck

Posted 16 hours ago

fartgallery:

chesterloaf:

fartgallery:

i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

Posted 16 hours ago
Posted 1 day ago

koujakus-boyfriend:

sossidge:

me 11:59 September 30th

image

me 12:00 October 1st

image

it’s not even october and 90% of tumblr is like the second gif

Posted 1 day ago

You look fantastic. What are you wearing?

(Source: andrewgarfielddaily)

Posted 1 day ago

gayindustrialcomplex:

fag3000:

gayindustrialcomplex:

Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck

did you eat your parents

How about you mind your own business

Posted 1 day ago
gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

well-fuck-you-guys:

meladoodle:

bombing:

officialunitedstates:

bewbin:

pemsylvania:

officialunitedstates

bombing

pemsylvania

bewbin

Well fuck you guys

Meladoodle