Posted 5 hours ago

babyferaligator:

babyferaligator:

HOW DID BARACK PROPOSE TO MICHELLE 

HE GOT ON ONE KNEE, PULLED OUT A RING, AND SAID “I DONT WANNA BE OBAMASELF”

(Source: 420dongsquad)

Posted 5 hours ago

eyeballfarts:

I put on a pushup bra and I still can’t do a single pushup…

Posted 5 hours ago

babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

(Source: 420dongsquad)

Posted 5 hours ago

thunderupton:

I have a massive fear that no one actually likes me, rather everyone is just politely tolerating me hoping I leave them alone

Posted 6 hours ago

And just one mistake

                                is all it will take

                                                     we’ll go down in history

(x)

Posted 1 day ago

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

Posted 1 day ago
Your blog is hilarious, I loove it :)
full-timebullshitter asked

cheeseburgerz:

gloomyteens:

livin up to the url

Posted 1 day ago

netlfix:

legend has it theres life outside the internet

(Source: netlfix)

Posted 1 day ago

theonyx:

dumbscar:

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HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY

OK THAT IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

Posted 2 days ago

jesussbabymomma:

you can literally start a fight about anything on this website life is amazing

Posted 2 days ago

itsmeaveryd:

lesbiansinwesteros:

deucalio:

I’m 20 years old and I still can’t spell unessarcaryccery

a shirt has one Collar, two Sleeves

Necessary

you dear sir, have changed my life

(Source: guineos)

Posted 2 days ago

ammit420:

*lawyer voice* eat a dick, your honor

Posted 2 days ago

zombie-tea-party:

next on cake boss:

customer: “i would like an alchemy cake.”
buddy: “an alchemy cake? sure i can do that”
customer: “there’s a catch.”
buddy: “….”
customer: “it has to actually perform alchemy and bring my cat back from the dead”
buddy: “………..HERE’S WHAT WE’S GONNA DO.”

Posted 2 days ago

ugly:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

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what are you guys sayingimage

obviously this person gets it

Posted 2 days ago
The best way to keep a prisoner from escaping is to make sure he never knows he’s in prison.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (via infinitehallucination)

         

(via scntrx)

(Source: neveriaa)